February 25, 2011

A Coppola More Rounds



Champagne Coupe Tower with Sophia Coppola's sparkling wine
I vant!

Cruisin' in my six-fo

Want to roll down the street with this bike smoking indo and sipping on gin and juice?

Well for a teensy-weensy price of $9,500 you can!

Fendi sure does know how to accommodate those living the "Thug Life" such as myself.

They have the case in the front to nest all my drug dealing and smoking paraphernalia.
And the thermos is perfect to conceal my sizzurp.
But what about my gat?! How do I stay strapped while I stay pedaling?!
Not to worry.
Fendi has got me covered!
I just pack that heat in the fur satchel located on the back of the bike!


Because I always keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin'


February 4, 2011

New Favorites




Love my new Laundress
Whites Detergent, Darks Detergent, Denim Wash, Delicate Wash and Dryer Sheets (especially the dryer sheets!)
Mmm, smells like Blair Waldorf.




"Wake up prettier. Rest easier."
Huh? What a stupid tag line. But what ever. I'm in! This is the creme de la creme of eye masks. Not only because its made with silk embedded with 18 amino acids but because eye mask is spelled with a -QUE.
Does the Brache Belle De Nuit Eye Masque keep me from looking like a strung out Courtney Love in the morning? No. But it does keep me looking like the horse-faced Sara Jessica Parker. (So, it's a keeper)






Finally! A nudish-pinkish color compatible with my fair Irish skin! Jade Rose is my new shade! Thank you, Chanel. You’ve made an extremely pale girl happy.







Impulse buy when I purchased the nail polish. But thank the stars I did because its my new soft & sultry eye shadow! Again, my damn milkiness limits the hues I can rock. But NARS' duo cream eyeshadow in Madagascar make for a perfect smokey eye.








So what if it is a cologne? I'm in love with this scent! I wear it all the time- except when I'm with my man. I think he'd rather me stick to my Chance. Nonetheless, this earthy fragrance is so comforting. It has traces of musky fire wood, sandalwood, nutmeg, and smokey cedar. Even though it is a wintery scent, I'll be wearing Wonderwood well into mid-spring.













My last little favorite is one that I use every night- my hot water bottle with its cashmere coat. My grandma knit it for me! How adorable is that!? I really never realized just how useful grandmas are. The cashmere cover pictured is not mine but very similar. Though mine is made with a more dark and sophisticated grey. Not some pansy grey like this.





Muse of the Month





Jayne Mansfield

Occupation
Actress, Singer, Model, Playmate

Measurements
Bust- 40 inches
Cup- D
Waist- 21 inches
Hips- 32 inches

Achievements
Studied dramatics at the University of Dallas, University of Texas at Austin, and UCLA
She can speak Spanish, French, Italian and Hungarian fluently
Has a reported IQ of 163
Received a Golden Globe for her role in A Wayward Bus- beating Natalie Wood in the category
Gave birth to Mariska Hargitay (Olivia from Law & Order SVU)

Not to mention having the perfect DSL's make for one hell of an achievement