A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
December 30, 2010
Cool-boutins
Louboutin Cupcake
Why didn't I think of this!?
Louboutin Mani
Black with red under nails
Louboutin Cookies
The detail makes them too outstanding to eat
Louboutin Macarons
A cross creation by Louboutin himself and Laduree's chief patissier Philippe Andrieu. The fig and date flavored macarons are inspired by the Mediterranean in the summer.
December 28, 2010
Roughing It
Whenever someone blurted out "You know what sounds great right about now? S'MORES!" I'd always nod in agreement and convince myself and those around me that, yes, s'mores would be damn delicious right about now.
But as of late I did some Gandhi-intense soul searching.
I've come to realize the following:
S'mores do not sound good about now!
S'mores do not sound good ever!
They are not only mediocre tasting at best but they are completely impossible to eat without looking like a barbarian who has not eaten in weeks.
What should be an enjoyable childhood-fav snack experience turns into a disheveled, gooey, sticky, crumbly game of "hot hands." Once the first bite is taken, the sandwich cracks in half and all hell breaks loose. One tries to devour as much s'more as possible while the graham cracker deteriorates in your hand and onto your lap. The melted marshmallow stings from palm to fingers and syrupy chocolate gushes from any and all openings. Your mouth can't act quick enough to net all scraps from falling.
These guys are assembled with ingredients that are perfectly different in consistency.
It is almost as if the person who concocted this thought "Hmmm. I want to make a quick campfire snack. How about using . . . some chocolate. Which is pretty manageable until exposed to the slightest bit of heat. A marshmallow. Which is stiff and gelatinous if under roasted and tastes of charcoaled ass if overheated. Oh! And to sandwich these two items together: two extremely brittle graham crackers!" What a fucking genius.
Oh! And there is ALWAYS someone in the s'more making bunch that delivers the "Can I have s'more smores? Mhamamawaahahha" line.
Note: If someone ever says that in my presence- it is a guarantee stab in the heart with your own marshmallow roaster.
That being said, I would not mind eating one of these babies. Truffle Truffle has made gourmet s'mores! A cute hostess gift for all those campfire connoisseurs. Believe me, they're out there.
Dying to try:
Root Bear Float
Black Truffle
Strawberry Basil
Banana Cream
Summer Lovin'
Leisure reading, freckle-kissed cheeks, cat napping and hours squandered at the spa can be so painful.
Paying Clutch
I adore these divine clutches by Santi!
My favorite is the first little satchel.
Nude-colored satin adorned with ebony gems!
So distinctive- so fetching.
December 12, 2010
December 11, 2010
Cruisin' Down The Street in My Six-Fo'
No, actually, it is quite common to walk your cat on a leash.
I'll Drink To That
And for a second there, I thought I wouldn't find the perfect gift for my mother.
Mighty Duck
I was like, "Emilio." |
Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's poisonous?
A: Emilio Do Not Ingest-evez
Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he doesn't spend time with his kids?
A: Emilio neglect-evez
Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s taking the SATs?
A:Emilio Stress-tevez
A:Emilio Stress-tevez
Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he tells really bad jokes?
A: Emilio Give it a Rest-evez
Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s having sex with Charlie Sheen?
A:Emilio Incest-evez
A:Emilio Incest-evez
Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he watches Beauty and the Beast?
A: Emilio Be our Guest-evez
A:The Honorable Emilio Congress-tevez
Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he's buried by pirates?
A:emilio treasure chest-evez.
Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s sad that all his children have left for college?
A:Emilio Empty Nest-evez
Smile Fo' Me Daddy
And to think gold grills were only meant for rappers.
£100,000
The world's most expensive grill
24 ct gold plated
December 10, 2010
December 8, 2010
December 5, 2010
WANTED!
I can't find these ANY WHERE and its driving me bananas!
Who ever can find these Dior Spring/Summer 2010 Runway Shoes in purple or black please don't be stingy with your information. Lend your neighbor some sugar, will ya?
November 12, 2010
This PIE is BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
After being inspired by this commercial, I wanted to concoct a little recipe of my own for Banana Cream Pie.
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