Mighty Duck

I was like, "Emilio."

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he's poisonous?
A: Emilio Do Not Ingest-evez

Q: What do you call emilio estevez when he doesn't spend time with his kids?
A: Emilio neglect-evez

Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s taking the SATs?
A:Emilio Stress-tevez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he tells really bad jokes?
A: Emilio Give it a Rest-evez

Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s having sex with Charlie Sheen?
A:Emilio Incest-evez

Q: What do you call Emilio Estevez when he watches Beauty and the Beast?
A: Emilio Be our Guest-evez

Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s elected to the U.S. Senate?
A:The Honorable Emilio Congress-tevez

Q:what do you call emilio estevez when he's buried by pirates?

A:emilio treasure chest-evez.

Q:What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s sad that all his children have left for college?

A:Emilio Empty Nest-evez