My biggest fear is, hands down, being confronted by a squad of black cheerleaders from East Compton High on our home turf because we stole their cheers . . . my heart is racing just thinking about it.
August 29, 2010
Red Hot Red Heads
I think people need a little reminder on how hot redheads are. So I've compiled a little list on my favorite ruby gems. ( NOT listed in any particular order.)
Peggy Bundy-
Ginger Spice-
Jessica Rabbit-
Peggy Bundy-
White Trash has never looked so good! How can any one resist those 3-inch hot pink acrylic nails and that lovely voice screaming "Allllllllll"?!
I envy that volume.
Louise Griffin-
Giggity-Giggity Griffin.
Lucille Ball-
She has no esplainin' to do with that Ginger-Do. That rhymed! Two points for me!
Drew Barrymore-
Our little flower child. Any kid who is smoking cigarettes by age 9, drinks alcohol by 11, smoking pot at 12, snorting yay by 13, and in rehab by 14 is alright in my book! What a champ! She was on a mission! Quite the free bird indeed.
Kristen Dunst-
Hate her. But what ever, she gets a spot on my list.
Ginger Spice-Or as I like to call her "Ginga Spioce" (I like to sound authentic). First of all, this woman right here is my childhood. Whenever me and Natalie -my best friend of all time- played Spice Girls when we were younger( and sometimes when we are bored in college in between classes) I was always GINGA. Second of all, after seeing this picture I really want a pair of British Flag panties. They would be the perfect homage to G.S. (Ginger Spice) "BLAH BLAH GIRL POWA! EQUALIZATION BETWEEN THE SEXES!"
Jessica Rabbit-
She isn't bad, she was just drawn that way! VA VA VOOM!
Christina Hendricks-
Coquette Christina! Her poise, manners and sirenesque demeanor stun me in the upmost positive way.Go on girl, finish that doughnut! Because you're rocking the hell out of those curves!
Annie the Orphan-
Creepy little orphan. . . but is the mascot of gingies everywhere.
Mama Bear-
No matter what her hair color she has now, she will always be known by me as a red head. In regards hair, I have this one image of her as she was when I was in kindergarden picking me up at the end of the day- long vibrant crimson red hair down to the small of her back with big soft curls. I LOVED staring at those lush locks from my booster seat when she was driving. Mom, you are a glamour-puss no doubt!
P.S. My mom is the one on the right. The guy on the left is my step dad. As you can see he is bald and is not included in my Top Red Head Hotties List. And even if he did have hair . . . I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be red.
G-MONEY
GIRAFFES !!
My favorite animal.
"Why?" you ask yourselves . . . I''ll tell you , you foolish little person.
1. The tongue of an adult giraffe measures 27 inches and is completely blue
2. Giraffes are vegetarians and live on Baobab tree leaves (Like me! I love baobab leaves!)
3. A giraffe can kill a lion just by kicking it (not to startle anyone . . . but so can I)
4. A giraffe's heart is 24 pounds in weight and 2 feet in length. And the last reason
5. giraffes can sleep and give birth while standing ( again . . . so can I people . . . let's not go all crazy here and make a big deal out of it.)
See! All these similarities between me and my fellow camelopardalis friends lead me to be in love with these long giraffe socks!
Lets list the Pros and Cons:
Pros: These babies are the Cat's Meow, Bad Ass, the Shizz, Les Pieds,the "Zippity-Do-Da" as my dad would say it. Get it?! The long part of it is suppose to be the giraffe's long neck! BRILLIANT!
Cons: They are for babies.
I was semi-embarrassed when the woman at a Hayes Valley store in San Francisco told me that even the largest of sizes would not fit my adult sized leggies and that I was a weirdo for asking.
THANKS FOR CRUSHING MY DREAMS OF HAVING GIRAFFE LEGS, LADY!
August 28, 2010
Let Me Upgrade You
You need a real woman in your lifeThat's a good look
Taking care, home is still fly
That's a good look
I'm gonna help you build up your account
Thats a good look
Better yet a hood look,
Ladies thats a good look
When you're in them big meetings for the mills
Thats a good look
It take me just to compliment the deal
Thats a good look
Anything you cop I'll split the bill
That's a good look
Better yet a hood look
Believe me
Ladies that's a good look
August 26, 2010
Buy of the Day
JUST DARLING!
Nothin' says Lovin' in the Oven like this heart shaped spatula. Makes slaving over the stove that much more enjoyable.
Now what are you doing on the computer?! Get back in the kitchen and make me some food, woman! Your dreams don't count!
Karen Hill
"I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth . . . It turned me on."
August 11, 2010
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